You can't leave us

J - You know what?  You can do whatever you want tonight.  So, if you want to stay up late, then we can stay up late.  Mother's day started early this year.

E - That's right.  I should be able to do whatever I want.  Its my day.  Maybe next year I might spend it away.

J - What?!

E - Yes, since its MY day.  Then I should be able to do whatever I want and that is to go away somewhere.

J - It better be with your family.

E - No, it doesn't have to be.  Its mother's day and I may want go away and spend it alone somewhere else.

I - But mom, you cant go away.

E - Yes, I can.  I can go away if I want because its mommy's day.

I - But you cant leave us.

E - Yes, I can leave.

I - No, you cant.

E - Why not?

I - You can't leave us because you make good food.