You can't leave us

J - You know what?  You can do whatever you want tonight.  So, if you want to stay up late, then we can stay up late.  Mother's day started early this year.

E - That's right.  I should be able to do whatever I want.  Its my day.  Maybe next year I might spend it away.

J - What?!

E - Yes, since its MY day.  Then I should be able to do whatever I want and that is to go away somewhere.

J - It better be with your family.

E - No, it doesn't have to be.  Its mother's day and I may want go away and spend it alone somewhere else.

I - But mom, you cant go away.

E - Yes, I can.  I can go away if I want because its mommy's day.

I - But you cant leave us.

E - Yes, I can leave.

I - No, you cant.

E - Why not?

I - You can't leave us because you make good food.

I want to dress fancy

Isaiah, why do you want to dress fancy?

I want to dress fancy so I can get a girlfriend.

Do your friends at school have girlfriends? 

Yes, my friends have girlfriends.

What?  Which friend has a girlfriend?

Oliver. 

Who is Oliver's girlfriend?

Alexandria.

Isaiah, do you think that if you dress fancy then you will have a girlfriend?

Yes, if I dress fancy then girls are going to say to me "I want to be your girlfriend."

No Isaiah.  You do not need to dress fancy to get a girlfriend.

Yes, do you do.  Oliver has a girlfriend and he dresses fancy.