Magic Potion

Me - Lana you need to get ready for bed. Put your jammies on please.
Alana - no.
Me - you're being a naughty girl.
Alana - you're being a bad mom.
Me - *shocked* you're being a bad girl.
Alana - I wished I had a magic potion so I can turn you small. And then I'm going to step on you.

I wish I was that creative with my response when I was a 4 year old :)