College

In the car ride home from football practice..,

I: Mom, I don't want to go to college when I grow up.
M: Why not?
I: Because I don't want to move away from home.
M: You have to go to college and you don't have to move away. There are colleges near home.
I: No, when you go to college you have to move away.
M: Auntie Tasha went to college and still lived with grandma.
A: Mom, when I'm a big girl I have to go to college and move away right?
M: Yes, when you're a big girl.
I: What?! So auntie Tasha lived with grandma and has her own house?
M: No, she moved out after college and bought her own house.
I: Wow, grandma has a lot of kids.
M: Yep, auntie Tasha, mommy, uncle Sai and uncle Tommy.
A: Don't forget auntie Stephanie!
M: No, auntie Stephanie has her own mom. She's uncle Sai's girlfriend.
I: Mom, when is uncle Sai and auntie Stephanie getting married?
M: Uncle Sai is working on saving money to buy a ring and marry her.
A: Yea uncle is going to marry her and buy her a ring!
I: It's taking so long...I think they've been together for a year...or maybe a month! I don't know it's been a long time.
M: It's ok they have to work to save money.
A: Uncle Sai needs to get a ring and he's working hard!!!