King for a week

Just need to make sure I log this saying - "I want to watch who and the hear with the elephant." Anyone who can make sense of this is a parent :)

Isaiah's Birthday invitation -

Thank you card -

Birthday Cake -

Isaiah was king for a week :)

Happy 4th Birthday Isaiah! We love you very much!

Bigger Stomach

1. Why did the pig cross the street?

'Cause he wants to make his stomach bigger!

2. Why did the dinosaur cross the street?

'Cause he wants to eat the city!

Isaiah has great jokes :)

More Isaiah

Dad, where's all the snow? The snow all melted, Isaiah. Awwww....I miss Christmas already!

This your Christmas tree mom? That my Christmas OK, mom. Thats right,Isaiah. Your tree beautiful right? Yes, Isaiah. I want to make my tree beautiful like yours mom.

Not grandma and grandpa plane? No grandma and grandpa. Only us right? Yes, Isaiah. Just us. Only mom and Isaiah plane? And the other guys, right?

Mom...Dad just yelled at me. You need to cut his tongue out.

Where you going mom? Mom is going out but I'll be back. You going out with your girlfriends? Yes, but I will be back soon.

Mom, can I have this? No Isaiah. How about this? Can I have this? No Isaiah. But, mom. Isaiah, if you're not a good boy Santa wont bring you things you want. Mom...Santa don't have these stuff...we at Target.

Isaiah did well. It was his idea to put the stocking on top...first thing he wanted to do.

87 years

Herbert and Zelmyra Fisher have been married 87 years.

When asked why they decided to marry, it was because Zelmyra “did not give Herbert any trouble” and Herbert “was not much to look at ... but he was quiet and kind.”

http://thestir.cafemom.com/love_sex/121603/longest_married_couple_in_the

I wonder what my answer to Isaiah will be...

Santa

Josh: Isaiah, what would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?

Isaiah: Ahh...jelly beans and a race car.

I will love this moment forever.

Cheese!

That's me on a pony!

Today mommy monster tried to eat me. I pretended I was a policeman and mommy monster loves to eat policeman. I screamed like crazy! Mommy monster also bought me my costume. I wanted to be a skeleton but she got me a wolf costume. I don't know why she asked me what I wanted to be for Halloween since she didn't get me what I wanted. Mom wants to be little red riding hood.

I'm going to school...

Mom. I have to go now...I'm going to school. You don't have school, Isaiah. Yes I do! I go to school now. Ok...have fun at school. Bye mom. I go to school.


I shoot you in the face! Pew pew!


Isaiah is playing with his lego family (mom, dad, Isaiah). Isaiah, what is mommy doing? Isaiah says in a mommy voice - I'm making food right now. I busy. Then he follows up with - daddy and Isaiah watching t.v. Food is ready! Ok!

New haircut

Isaiah - Mommy got haircut? She look like funny girl.

I wasn't expecting that comment but to Isaiah I look like a funny girl. He's smirking at me right now as I'm posting this. Gosh I'm so in love with him. He just bumped his funny bone and he doesn't like it very much.

More jibber jabber

Mom, my tomach hurt.

That one is too mall.

Uh huh. I want to watch kiss george.

Mommy, you have a bug on your back. See.

You not my best friend anymore.

See. I not pee pee on Tasha bed.

What did you say?

Mom, where's Tasha? Tasha is working far, far away. Far, far away? Yes, in Oklahoma. Can you say Oklahoma? Tasha in Uncle-homa. Haha. Yes. Far, far away like this.

I need watch Apple-tar. You want to watch Avatar? No, I want to watch Apple-tar!

Mom, that's Tasha. No, Isaiah. That's Sousada. Oh, Ta-da?

Dad, why you got hair on your chin?

I wearing small pants. You have big pants.

Mommy, you have big nanna (referring to my collarbone).

That's a cool shirt. Can I borrow it? No, I have small shirt. You too big.

Put your hair down like this, mom. That's for girls.

Super...man

Isaiah managed to hurt himself on grandma's treadmill this past Sunday. This is a summary of his story - "It cut like this. *makes chopping hand motions* I hurt myself on exercise."

I was referred to the burn clinic today. I think the nurses and doctors were surprised Isaiah wasn't prescribed any pain medications or that I wasn't giving him anything to help his pain. I told them he said he wasn't hurting and he still sleeps through the night...they made a scrunchy face.

Does this face look like he needs pain medication?? Heck no.


He tells me he's Superman. I responded with "Yes. Super at making your mom crazy!"


I'm sitting in the burn clinic's waiting area and this is what I found while flipping through a magazine. Mini cupcakes -meet my stomach. Bakedbymelissa.com


I've been having problems with Isaiah's wetting his bed and I'm getting tired of it. He went 4 straight nights last week without wetting his bed. 4 nights! Thats it? So I'm at Target with the little pee monster and we find this adult diaper. I was tempted to try it myself. I'm thinking its laziness why he doesn't want to get up and use the bathroom in the middle of the night...It is a lot of work. Disrupting your sleep to go pee? Who does that?